True story

So while waiting for Sars to get in the other night, I tried to pry the top off of a bottle. Unfortunately, the bottle broke in my hands and I cut up the back of my finger pretty good. It was my index finger, and for a day or two there, bending it would cause the wound to reopen. This was inopportune, as I've been working on establishing my 'tude, and 'tude just can't be properly established without finger snapping.

Things are getting back to normal, though, and finger snapping has resumed. I think people are really starting to respect.